Friday, March 30, 2007

Wanted: One Gay Human Sanctuary.

THIS IS SO NOT COOL. (click here for story)
BOO to the horrific response of this Ugandan family to their daughter's homosexuality.
YAY to the U.S.A. for allowing people to seek political asylum here in cases of persecution due to sexual orientation. We should be allowing more, however - as well as spreading them out into various city's lesbian scenes, to diversify the all too incestuous, and therefore drama-plagued communities. And, perhaps, if the government goes further and lets in the many, many more that I'm sure are being persecuted and mistreated, we can start a group similar to World Relief, an organization (with a religious bent) that, amongst other things, helps refugees assimilate. Of course, our organization would probably benefit tens of thousands of gay and lesbians domestically, who are facing persecution from homophobic families and communities.

That said, perhaps we should consider seeking asylum ourselves:
"Canada is the new home of choice for many homosexuals fleeing repressive countries. Only a few other nations (Belgium, the Netherlands and Spain) can match our record of legalizing gay marriage and adoptions by gay and lesbian couples, or our strong anti-discrimination laws."
(http://upcoming.org/event/160801/)

Hollywood is Burning...

Thankfully, the multi-force of local and state fire-fighter helicoptors have gotten it under control.

It's never a good feeling, though, when you look up at the sky and see an orange sun through clouds of smoke - in this case, seemingly stuck in the smog layer that LA calls it's atmosphere.

A random brush fire, in an area in the Hollywood Hills that hasn't caught fire in 50 years provided much fuel for the blaze. Perhaps homeland security should do something about severe the lack of
rainfall this spring.


In happier news: Did you know there's a Simpson's Movie coming out!?! The preview, and the 15 second cameo of my cousin GQ, were the best parts of Chris Rock's new movie, I Think I Love My Wife. Actually, they were the only good parts. Okay, Kerry Washington wasn't bad to look at, either, if you could tune out her annoying character.



Thursday, March 15, 2007

Free Pain


If you're in Chicago, and you like Pain, you're in luck. Theater Wit is giving away unlimited comps for the first two weekends, of Thom Pain, starring Lance Baker. Yes, THE Lance Baker - the guy who plays David Sedaris better than David Sedaris. Professionally speaking, that is.

For your free tickets, go visit Lance Baker's website and follow the instructions. Feel free to mention that you are me, since, you know...you practically are.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Next time, I'll bring my camera...

The camera phone doesn't quite capture the intense thrill of Turtle racing @ Brennans Pub in Los Angeles. Seriously. Apparently, this happens every thursday, and by the size of the crowd, you can see the strong draw of the ritual! The turtle on the right won by a long shot. I got bored of it after round one, and went back into the bar to see if I was up on the pool table. The other highlight of the night was rocking out to The Mandrakes (www.themandrakes.com), a seriously overserious but seriously not bad cover band. I can't imagine that dancing front and center at a Spin Doctors concert to Two Princes could have been any more fun than when I let go of my cynicism and hit the dance floor. And at a real Spin Doctors show, they NEVER would have broke into Cure's I'll Stop The World and Melt With You. Two thumbs up, Mandrakes.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

STOP, REVOLT.



Tomorrow, Chicago. The next day, the World.

Life just hasn't been the same since the Grommits disbanded. But now it's even more different. In a GREAT way!
Lead singster Phil Darovic has teamed up with the man I call the best drummer I've seen, and become the band that will surely lead the masses to the pearly gates of heallven. They're on tour NOW, and not to be missed. Listen for yourself.

Thurs: March 8th: Chicago: ElboRoom:
11pm
Friday: March 9th: Detroit: Corktown Tavern: 10pm
Saturday
: March 10th: Sommerville, Mass: PA's Lounge: 10pm

Wednesday: March 14th: Lincoln, Ne: Duffy's Tavern: 9pm
Friday
: March 16th: Kansas City, Mo: The Pistol (all ages): 8pm

Thurs: March 29th: Hollywood,Ca: Audio@Three of Clubs: 10pm


Make sure you scope their merch. They have custom made Band Soap, and really hot one of a kind Stop, Revolt. shirts. Yes, soap.

Sophia "Mirim"

Mirim mirim mirao! Guess who's standing on her own now?!